1 00:00:53,236 --> 00:00:55,236 Welcome to high school. 2 00:00:55,260 --> 00:00:56,934 Where, Darwin's Law? 3 00:00:57,080 --> 00:00:58,614 Survival of the fittest 4 00:00:58,933 --> 00:01:01,479 is acted out on a daily basis. 5 00:01:08,956 --> 00:01:10,990 However, in high school... 6 00:01:11,024 --> 00:01:13,173 Merely surviving isn't enough. 7 00:01:13,965 --> 00:01:19,305 Teenagers, composed entirely of hormones and insecurity, yearn to thrive. 8 00:01:22,743 --> 00:01:26,523 In other words, popularity is all that matters. 9 00:01:29,662 --> 00:01:34,462 That's me. Hey. No, not her. A little lower. 10 00:01:35,714 --> 00:01:37,293 That's me. 11 00:01:38,094 --> 00:01:41,381 As you can see, I'm not your typical high schooler. 12 00:01:45,269 --> 00:01:48,469 Growing up, I didn't have many friends. 13 00:01:48,735 --> 00:01:52,308 But that's just because other children my age didn't challenge me. 14 00:01:53,207 --> 00:01:58,414 But I was happy, because I had something a million times better. 15 00:01:59,074 --> 00:02:02,394 I had science. 16 00:02:12,879 --> 00:02:15,472 That's my dad, he tries his best, 17 00:02:15,660 --> 00:02:18,580 considering he's had to raise two kids on his own. 18 00:02:19,109 --> 00:02:22,435 This looks dumb, Aunt Tammy. Why can't I have a princess braid? 19 00:02:22,734 --> 00:02:25,194 Ari, we talked about this. 20 00:02:25,320 --> 00:02:27,711 Today is Erwin's special day. 21 00:02:27,951 --> 00:02:30,651 Well, not totally on his own. 22 00:02:30,841 --> 00:02:32,901 Aunt Tammy is Dad's older sister. 23 00:02:33,061 --> 00:02:34,781 She basically runs this place. 24 00:02:34,847 --> 00:02:37,262 Maybe there was... traffic? 25 00:02:37,974 --> 00:02:40,517 One's gonna come to this nerdy party Dad. 26 00:02:42,161 --> 00:02:44,474 Why don't we open some presents. 27 00:03:11,719 --> 00:03:13,719 Erwin... 28 00:03:13,952 --> 00:03:15,952 It's my name. 29 00:03:17,592 --> 00:03:20,286 That's the man your mama named you after. 30 00:03:21,083 --> 00:03:23,103 He was her favorite scientist. 31 00:03:23,401 --> 00:03:25,014 I was cleaning out her office and thought... 32 00:03:25,101 --> 00:03:26,968 You should have it. 33 00:03:27,402 --> 00:03:28,901 Wow! 34 00:03:36,208 --> 00:03:39,147 I suppose that it is a small, insignificant 35 00:03:39,172 --> 00:03:42,088 microscopic part of me that felt like something was... 36 00:03:42,437 --> 00:03:44,883 I don't know, missing? 37 00:03:45,265 --> 00:03:50,505 - Ari! Can I come too? - No way, dork. Go bug Aunt Tammy. 38 00:03:56,437 --> 00:03:57,929 Jacob. 39 00:03:59,292 --> 00:04:00,899 Ari. 40 00:04:01,770 --> 00:04:03,770 Will. 41 00:04:04,605 --> 00:04:05,815 Sam. 42 00:04:06,471 --> 00:04:07,551 Carol. 43 00:04:07,576 --> 00:04:08,257 Lily. 44 00:04:08,282 --> 00:04:08,991 Sarah. 45 00:04:09,016 --> 00:04:09,657 Mike. 46 00:04:09,682 --> 00:04:10,468 Jenna. 47 00:04:11,628 --> 00:04:14,161 You got last pick. 48 00:04:14,476 --> 00:04:16,331 Is your little sister any good? 49 00:04:16,355 --> 00:04:17,522 How should I know? 50 00:04:17,547 --> 00:04:19,822 But is she better than Dennis the Disaster? 51 00:04:27,259 --> 00:04:30,199 Ari's little sister... Are you any good? 52 00:04:31,217 --> 00:04:33,264 It appears to be... 53 00:04:33,369 --> 00:04:34,963 a simple matter of applying. 54 00:04:35,263 --> 00:04:38,456 Maximum spin and velocity to the ball. 55 00:04:38,549 --> 00:04:42,016 Speed and agility aside, it all comes down to the equation... 56 00:04:42,048 --> 00:04:45,336 F equals MN, where F is the frictional force, 57 00:04:45,361 --> 00:04:47,943 and N is the normal force exerted on the ball. 58 00:04:47,968 --> 00:04:50,437 And M is the co-officiant of friction. 59 00:04:50,510 --> 00:04:54,062 Pretty basic algebra, but an order give you an exact... 60 00:04:54,109 --> 00:04:56,066 I pick Dennis. 61 00:05:16,883 --> 00:05:20,438 Blissfully alone in a bubble of my own creation. 62 00:05:28,787 --> 00:05:30,422 And Jill, that is. 63 00:05:30,446 --> 00:05:33,516 I made the greatest scientific discovery of the twenty first century. 64 00:05:34,272 --> 00:05:36,679 But I'm getting ahead of myself. 65 00:06:09,781 --> 00:06:12,209 All right, let's choose teams. 66 00:06:12,649 --> 00:06:14,988 Yes, Erwin, you can sit out. 67 00:06:32,449 --> 00:06:36,109 Kimber told me that Charlie was staring at me during lunch. 68 00:06:36,368 --> 00:06:38,575 I was sitting in front of the pizza cart. 69 00:06:39,323 --> 00:06:41,536 Charlie? Jacobs? 70 00:06:41,773 --> 00:06:44,820 - Oh, I thought he was dating Courtney S. - They broke up last week. 71 00:06:46,107 --> 00:06:49,169 Must be that terrible dye job. 72 00:06:49,930 --> 00:06:53,044 - You know, honey, if you would just let me-- - Never! 73 00:06:53,196 --> 00:06:54,603 Suit yourself. 74 00:06:55,007 --> 00:06:56,738 Erwin, how was your day? 75 00:06:56,767 --> 00:07:00,601 Oh, and then Amanda had an epic fight with Tim and they broke up. 76 00:07:00,797 --> 00:07:02,703 - Again? - Again. 77 00:07:02,829 --> 00:07:06,042 - What is it with those two? - Amanda does it for the attention. 78 00:07:06,732 --> 00:07:10,672 Me and Kimber had to spend all of free period talking her down. 79 00:07:11,305 --> 00:07:13,543 Erwin, did you talk to anyone today? 80 00:07:13,568 --> 00:07:14,781 Yeah, right. 81 00:07:14,848 --> 00:07:15,508 Erwin. 82 00:07:16,084 --> 00:07:19,224 I asked the lunch lady if there were peanuts in the brown sauce. 83 00:07:19,820 --> 00:07:21,400 She said "No". 84 00:07:28,501 --> 00:07:30,841 This is the day we crack it. 85 00:07:30,967 --> 00:07:34,387 The science fair is only a few weeks away, so the clock is ticking. 86 00:07:35,799 --> 00:07:37,079 Are you with me? 87 00:07:39,551 --> 00:07:41,549 Good man. 88 00:08:19,311 --> 00:08:20,905 You know, um... 89 00:08:21,030 --> 00:08:23,005 I'm not pointing any fingers. 90 00:08:23,412 --> 00:08:24,738 But a... 91 00:08:25,119 --> 00:08:30,170 You were the one who suggested we use an irrational polynomial equation. 92 00:08:30,653 --> 00:08:33,307 You know what? I can't talk to you when you're like this. 93 00:08:33,427 --> 00:08:35,981 I think we need some time apart, okay? 94 00:08:43,780 --> 00:08:47,793 ...talks to posters... 95 00:08:52,234 --> 00:08:54,446 Helping the antisocial child. 96 00:08:54,447 --> 00:08:56,768 By Dr. Loren Schmiegel. 97 00:08:56,921 --> 00:08:59,128 Speaking of the antisocial child... 98 00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:01,709 Guys, we have a new student this morning. 99 00:09:01,780 --> 00:09:04,659 Winston, would you like to tell us a few things about yourself? 100 00:09:05,334 --> 00:09:06,748 Not much to tell... 101 00:09:06,773 --> 00:09:08,773 I'm 13. I like chemistry. 102 00:09:08,941 --> 00:09:10,447 Glad to hear it. Alright... 103 00:09:10,630 --> 00:09:12,346 Let's get Winston up to speed. 104 00:09:12,631 --> 00:09:16,191 Who can you tell me the difference between a covalent and an ionic bond. 105 00:09:17,152 --> 00:09:21,334 Oh! Well, this is fun. Some nice healthy competition. 106 00:09:21,408 --> 00:09:22,921 I like it. I like it. 107 00:09:23,301 --> 00:09:25,140 Let's hear it, Winston. 108 00:09:25,380 --> 00:09:27,764 In a covalent bond, the electrons are shared, 109 00:09:27,788 --> 00:09:30,528 whereas in an ionic bond, the electrons are transferred. 110 00:09:31,020 --> 00:09:32,666 It's pretty amazing when you think about it. 111 00:09:32,691 --> 00:09:35,413 Everything comes down to the interaction of subatomic particles. 112 00:09:35,688 --> 00:09:36,928 Very good, Winston. 113 00:09:37,141 --> 00:09:38,175 Yes, ma'am. 114 00:09:38,259 --> 00:09:42,192 Technically, an electron is both a particle and a wave simultaneously. 115 00:09:42,339 --> 00:09:43,614 Schrodinger's equation... 116 00:09:43,639 --> 00:09:45,396 Here we go again. Ha! 117 00:09:45,610 --> 00:09:47,076 All right, all right, that's enough. 118 00:09:47,234 --> 00:09:49,327 Schrodinger's equation is outdated. 119 00:09:49,439 --> 00:09:51,955 What kind of backyard science are you practicing here? 120 00:09:52,401 --> 00:09:56,894 At least I'm not obsessed with the rudimentary act of mixing two elements together to form a reaction. 121 00:09:57,077 --> 00:10:00,477 You are referring to chemistry, the basis of all science. 122 00:10:00,584 --> 00:10:04,960 Please. Chemistry is the proverbial black sheep of the scientific community. 123 00:10:05,048 --> 00:10:06,385 No offense. 124 00:10:06,409 --> 00:10:10,428 To quote Ernest Rutherford, "All science is either physics or stamp collecting." 125 00:10:11,229 --> 00:10:13,669 Pssst, Ari. 126 00:10:14,192 --> 00:10:15,859 Isn't that your sister? 127 00:10:26,178 --> 00:10:28,158 Okay, wait. Hold up, everyone. 128 00:10:28,351 --> 00:10:30,198 I have an exciting announcement. 129 00:10:30,283 --> 00:10:34,539 I just found out that the first place winner of this year's state science fair 130 00:10:34,564 --> 00:10:40,283 is going to be invited to attend. SIT's elite summer science program. 131 00:10:41,113 --> 00:10:43,833 I know, I know. This is a huge opportunity. 132 00:10:43,879 --> 00:10:46,803 And it's only three weeks away, OK. So we gotta get cracking. 133 00:10:46,957 --> 00:10:48,484 Now you're dismissed. 134 00:10:51,070 --> 00:10:52,797 Thank you everybody. 135 00:10:56,684 --> 00:10:59,937 You're 13. So you skipped three grades? 136 00:11:00,054 --> 00:11:01,754 - You? - Four. 137 00:11:02,034 --> 00:11:04,087 - IQ? - 142 138 00:11:04,151 --> 00:11:06,231 - You? - Unquantifiable 139 00:11:07,076 --> 00:11:10,097 The SIT scholarship is mine. You know that, right? 140 00:11:10,787 --> 00:11:15,293 Well, just like Miss Idol said, a little healthy competition never hurt anyone. 141 00:11:15,979 --> 00:11:17,539 Competition? 142 00:11:20,660 --> 00:11:22,800 Well, this is riveting. 143 00:11:25,490 --> 00:11:27,853 You know there's cake in the cafeteria. 144 00:11:35,686 --> 00:11:37,686 You're not going to... 145 00:11:48,545 --> 00:11:53,557 I know it seems like we're being mean, but we're just trying to help you. 146 00:11:53,626 --> 00:11:57,079 By stealing my things? What is this, a police state? 147 00:11:57,349 --> 00:11:58,586 Have I no rights? 148 00:11:58,639 --> 00:12:01,109 Your Aunt Tammy thinks that... - 149 00:12:01,266 --> 00:12:06,219 Your Aunt Tammy and I think that maybe you've been spending too much time alone. 150 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:08,100 It's not healthy for a girl your age. 151 00:12:08,251 --> 00:12:10,350 It's like a carburetor without a pump gasket. 152 00:12:10,375 --> 00:12:12,510 Gasoline's just gonna leak all over. 153 00:12:14,190 --> 00:12:15,217 What? 154 00:12:15,410 --> 00:12:18,602 What your father's trying to say in his own little way. 155 00:12:18,948 --> 00:12:22,713 Is that this is for you're own good, sweetheart. 156 00:12:22,901 --> 00:12:25,732 Maybe it'll be nice to mix things up a little. 157 00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:30,105 I don't want to mix things up. I like things the way they are. 158 00:12:30,213 --> 00:12:31,080 Unmixed. 159 00:12:31,110 --> 00:12:36,290 You spend every afternoon and every weekend locked in your room by yourself. 160 00:12:36,315 --> 00:12:38,250 It isn't normal. 161 00:12:38,298 --> 00:12:40,531 - Tammy. - It what? It isn't. 162 00:12:40,658 --> 00:12:43,331 So..., just for a little while. 163 00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:45,790 No more science. 164 00:12:46,156 --> 00:12:49,186 - The State Science Fair... - will be there next year. 165 00:12:49,220 --> 00:12:52,539 And you can still do all of your schoolwork, just no extra projects. 166 00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:53,805 Exactly. 167 00:12:53,830 --> 00:12:57,351 So, no doing extra... science. 168 00:12:58,042 --> 00:13:01,512 You realize you can't stop me from doing science. 169 00:13:01,537 --> 00:13:03,463 I'll just do science in my head. 170 00:13:03,762 --> 00:13:06,409 Well, I'll know if you're doing science in your head. 171 00:13:08,561 --> 00:13:10,507 You're doing it right now, aren't you? 172 00:13:11,482 --> 00:13:13,282 Erwin, come on. 173 00:13:37,966 --> 00:13:42,513 She never talks to anyone. Not even us. 174 00:13:44,781 --> 00:13:46,587 I wish you were here. 175 00:13:47,181 --> 00:13:49,181 You'd know what to do. 176 00:14:27,702 --> 00:14:31,496 I'm sorry about this. They mean well. 177 00:14:34,702 --> 00:14:36,249 You're right. 178 00:14:36,512 --> 00:14:40,039 Telling me not to enter the science fair is like telling me not to breathe. 179 00:14:40,298 --> 00:14:42,680 I can not breathe. 180 00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:45,927 We can't use the PBandJ machine. 181 00:14:46,035 --> 00:14:48,676 Even if we perfect it, it's just not... 182 00:14:50,842 --> 00:14:51,996 big enough. 183 00:14:53,239 --> 00:14:57,385 And there is no way that I'm going to lose the SIT scholarship to that 184 00:14:57,409 --> 00:15:00,174 obnoxious, self-important charlatan. 185 00:16:10,279 --> 00:16:12,702 Mandy! Mandy, wait up! 186 00:16:18,518 --> 00:16:26,503 Hey, your swelling is really going down, Sandi. 187 00:16:26,689 --> 00:16:29,542 You look great. 188 00:16:29,702 --> 00:16:31,469 Who's the creeper? 189 00:16:31,755 --> 00:16:33,908 Are you lost? 190 00:16:34,338 --> 00:16:39,206 Um, I made you guys presents. 191 00:16:39,354 --> 00:16:41,307 Your phone cases. 192 00:16:41,507 --> 00:16:43,769 I knitted them myself. 193 00:16:44,041 --> 00:16:47,901 Aren't they like totally random? 194 00:16:48,036 --> 00:16:50,442 I think you mean rancid. 195 00:16:51,388 --> 00:16:53,575 Hashtag: DesperateLoser. 196 00:16:56,212 --> 00:16:57,972 You're such a mess! 197 00:17:13,161 --> 00:17:14,289 Oh! 198 00:17:14,669 --> 00:17:16,259 Hello, Winston. 199 00:17:16,591 --> 00:17:18,591 Erwin? How's your... 200 00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:20,566 science fair project coming. 201 00:17:20,686 --> 00:17:24,558 Great, actually. I had a big breakthrough last night. 202 00:17:24,966 --> 00:17:27,726 Yeah? I mean, me too. 203 00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:31,850 It practically... came up with itself. 204 00:17:34,557 --> 00:17:37,137 Alright... Well... 205 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:39,981 Goodbye, Winston. 206 00:17:40,198 --> 00:17:41,651 Bye. 207 00:18:01,385 --> 00:18:03,208 Hi, little girl. 208 00:18:03,588 --> 00:18:06,328 - You lost? - I go here. 209 00:18:06,482 --> 00:18:08,776 We had homeroom together last year. 210 00:18:08,876 --> 00:18:11,750 Oh, it's just a... 211 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,938 I was just... leaving. 212 00:18:22,336 --> 00:18:23,881 I don't get it! 213 00:18:23,921 --> 00:18:26,966 I follow like a thousand people on social media. 214 00:18:27,015 --> 00:18:29,608 and no one will follow me back. 215 00:18:30,010 --> 00:18:32,023 What am I doing wrong? 216 00:18:36,188 --> 00:18:39,308 I'd give anything to be popular. 217 00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:43,342 Even for just a day. 218 00:19:21,453 --> 00:19:23,338 Alright... 219 00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:27,424 Lab leaders, if you could please come up and get the supplies for your tables. 220 00:19:27,449 --> 00:19:29,417 Calling all lab leaders. 221 00:19:59,382 --> 00:20:00,809 What are you doing? 222 00:20:01,182 --> 00:20:04,385 A chemical that stimulates an excess release of pheromones? 223 00:20:04,410 --> 00:20:06,653 You had no right going through my notebook. 224 00:20:07,527 --> 00:20:09,549 It's a popularity chemical. 225 00:20:09,900 --> 00:20:12,564 - Do you think it work? - Of course it'll work. 226 00:20:13,292 --> 00:20:15,918 - It's gonna require a lot of chemistry. - So? 227 00:20:16,362 --> 00:20:18,655 Just, you could probably use a partner. 228 00:20:18,802 --> 00:20:22,942 One who excels in that specific subset of science you so detest? 229 00:20:23,052 --> 00:20:26,028 - I'd be willing to set my... - I work alone. 230 00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:27,944 Suit yourself. 231 00:20:28,031 --> 00:20:33,169 By the way, your equation's unbalanced. Wrong oxidation state. 232 00:20:33,194 --> 00:20:35,194 - You're missing an electron. - What? 233 00:20:35,843 --> 00:20:37,843 No I'm not. 234 00:20:40,571 --> 00:20:42,074 It is so stupid. 235 00:20:42,098 --> 00:20:45,532 I mean, seriously, when am I ever gonna use chemistry after high school? 236 00:20:45,587 --> 00:20:47,267 I'm with a customer, princess. 237 00:20:47,321 --> 00:20:49,894 - I am so sorry about this. - Don't worry about me... 238 00:20:49,919 --> 00:20:51,116 Just pretend I'm not here. 239 00:20:51,647 --> 00:20:53,394 Chex Mix. 240 00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:57,052 Oh, well, hello, Erwin. 241 00:20:57,443 --> 00:20:59,443 How was your day? 242 00:21:00,725 --> 00:21:02,531 She's still not talking to me. 243 00:21:02,631 --> 00:21:03,991 Oh, dear. 244 00:21:04,045 --> 00:21:05,132 Well my day sucked. 245 00:21:05,169 --> 00:21:07,248 Well I know how your day went. I was talking to your sister. 246 00:21:07,916 --> 00:21:10,269 Not 'cause of the test. 247 00:21:10,294 --> 00:21:13,816 Kimber told me that Amanda told her that Mandy likes Charlie. 248 00:21:14,174 --> 00:21:15,347 My life is over. 249 00:21:15,374 --> 00:21:18,707 Well, maybe that's a blessing. You can really focus on your schoolwork now. 250 00:21:18,813 --> 00:21:21,006 She's a stupid sophomore. 251 00:21:21,201 --> 00:21:23,288 Why don't you take the garbage out? 252 00:21:23,576 --> 00:21:25,776 I am so sorry about this. 253 00:21:25,808 --> 00:21:28,865 Oh pish, I had teenagers of my own. 254 00:21:28,890 --> 00:21:30,986 It is seriously so unfair that 255 00:21:31,010 --> 00:21:33,903 I always have to take the garbage out just because I can't smell. 256 00:21:34,237 --> 00:21:35,864 She can't smell? 257 00:21:36,037 --> 00:21:41,264 It's fine, she was born that way. Her Mom had it too. 258 00:21:41,910 --> 00:21:45,217 Erwin, how did your test go? 259 00:21:46,209 --> 00:21:48,903 Well you can't not talk to me forever. 260 00:22:05,577 --> 00:22:07,958 I hate chemistry. 261 00:22:08,391 --> 00:22:13,175 So I talked to Mrs. Idle, and apparently, if a team wins, 262 00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:14,975 then both members will be invited to the 263 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,668 SIT summer program. 264 00:22:17,360 --> 00:22:20,193 - You're saying... - I'm saying you can work with me, 265 00:22:20,293 --> 00:22:23,046 but I want to make one thing perfectly clear. 266 00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:26,396 We are not friends. We are work colleagues and nothing more. 267 00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:28,520 Understood? 268 00:22:29,731 --> 00:22:31,919 Understood. 269 00:22:42,061 --> 00:22:44,768 Erwin! Door! 270 00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:57,534 - What are you doing here? - I fixed the equation. 271 00:22:57,860 --> 00:22:59,094 Erwin? 272 00:23:00,515 --> 00:23:02,595 Don't talk about science. 273 00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:10,892 - Oh! Ari's not here. You're gonna have to... - I'm actually here to see Erwin. 274 00:23:13,709 --> 00:23:16,313 Um, well... 275 00:23:16,950 --> 00:23:21,173 Erwin, aren't you gonna introduce us to your little friend? 276 00:23:21,398 --> 00:23:23,698 He's not a friend. He's a colleague. 277 00:23:23,829 --> 00:23:26,975 Okay, introduce us to your little colleague.. 278 00:23:27,029 --> 00:23:28,762 This is Winston. 279 00:23:28,855 --> 00:23:30,548 Pleasure to meet you. 280 00:23:30,577 --> 00:23:33,650 I like your hair, Mr. Page. Defies gravity. 281 00:23:34,454 --> 00:23:36,401 Thank you Winston. 282 00:23:37,391 --> 00:23:41,924 Most people don't think of Hair Dressing as an art form. 283 00:23:42,026 --> 00:23:46,394 Which is a shame. Picasso had his paintbrushes and... 284 00:23:46,543 --> 00:23:48,309 Beethoven had his piano. 285 00:23:48,341 --> 00:23:50,341 And I have my comb and my hair gel. 286 00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:52,560 That's great, Aunt Tammy. 287 00:23:53,420 --> 00:23:56,500 Winston was actually here to help me with some homework. 288 00:23:57,640 --> 00:23:57,880 Oh. 289 00:23:59,070 --> 00:24:01,070 So, come on. 290 00:24:03,206 --> 00:24:05,206 Okay. 291 00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:08,200 Nice to meet you, Winston. 292 00:24:10,436 --> 00:24:12,436 Are you crazy? 293 00:24:12,460 --> 00:24:15,020 You can just show up at my house talking about equations? 294 00:24:15,859 --> 00:24:17,001 Why not? 295 00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:18,207 Fine. 296 00:24:18,620 --> 00:24:21,320 My aunt has this draconian anti-science rule. 297 00:24:21,620 --> 00:24:23,620 She thinks it's stunting my social development. 298 00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:26,280 And my dad, well... 299 00:24:26,330 --> 00:24:28,330 he doesn't like to rock the boat. 300 00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:30,955 What about your mom? Where's she? 301 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:34,660 Physically, her body's buried at the Speeden Cemetery in Dashwood. 302 00:24:35,199 --> 00:24:38,629 Metaphysically, I can't speculate. 303 00:24:39,220 --> 00:24:40,903 Oh. 304 00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:47,480 Why does my notebook smell weird? 305 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,520 I sterilized it. 306 00:24:50,895 --> 00:24:53,181 - I added a hydrogen... - Shh! 307 00:24:55,490 --> 00:24:57,490 This could actually work. 308 00:24:59,700 --> 00:25:01,700 One second! 309 00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:05,960 Don't talk about science. 310 00:25:06,323 --> 00:25:08,323 Come in. 311 00:25:09,109 --> 00:25:11,829 Knock, knock. I brought snacks. 312 00:25:13,110 --> 00:25:14,329 Winston. 313 00:25:14,430 --> 00:25:16,430 Winston. 314 00:25:17,127 --> 00:25:18,174 Hi. 315 00:25:18,590 --> 00:25:20,669 Why don't you tell me a little bit about yourself? 316 00:25:21,909 --> 00:25:23,692 - Well... - Aunt Tammy... 317 00:25:23,717 --> 00:25:26,485 we have a big history test tomorrow. 318 00:25:26,753 --> 00:25:28,870 Right Winston? 319 00:25:28,910 --> 00:25:30,210 Yes. Huge test. 320 00:25:30,299 --> 00:25:31,206 Colossal. 321 00:25:31,270 --> 00:25:31,890 Okay. 322 00:25:32,332 --> 00:25:34,332 I can take a hint. 323 00:25:34,450 --> 00:25:36,750 I get it. I get it. Okay. 324 00:25:36,775 --> 00:25:38,170 Well... 325 00:25:38,896 --> 00:25:40,864 if you want extra... 326 00:25:41,358 --> 00:25:43,810 Winston, it's nice meeting you. 327 00:25:44,108 --> 00:25:45,125 Really. 328 00:25:45,150 --> 00:25:47,150 He's great. 329 00:25:48,209 --> 00:25:50,629 I think you got some textbook on your peanut butter. 330 00:25:53,020 --> 00:25:56,807 So, we'll have to do the actual experiment at your house. 331 00:25:56,836 --> 00:25:58,836 Obviously. 332 00:25:59,349 --> 00:26:01,349 Well... 333 00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:03,440 that's not quite gonna work. 334 00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:06,030 Not big enough. 335 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:08,001 And the ventilation is shoddy. 336 00:26:08,110 --> 00:26:09,994 It wouldn't be safe. 337 00:26:11,759 --> 00:26:13,570 Okay. 338 00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:16,040 Well, I guess we'll have to figure something out here. 339 00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:23,720 Erwin has a friend. 340 00:26:24,063 --> 00:26:25,227 Well... 341 00:26:26,037 --> 00:26:28,896 you know, at first I was worried. 342 00:26:29,443 --> 00:26:34,278 Dr. Smeagol's approach was too extreme, him being an internet doctor and all. 343 00:26:34,350 --> 00:26:35,671 But now I think... 344 00:26:35,870 --> 00:26:38,907 taking away science was the best thing we ever did for her. 345 00:26:41,536 --> 00:26:43,504 Come on, put you're back into it! 346 00:26:46,930 --> 00:26:48,930 You try! 347 00:26:49,390 --> 00:26:51,131 Oh, yeah. 348 00:26:53,094 --> 00:26:54,790 Shoot. 349 00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:57,320 What did I do with my comb? 350 00:26:58,490 --> 00:27:00,490 It's Jim! 351 00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:11,600 Oh, here it is. 352 00:27:13,623 --> 00:27:15,623 What a nice day. 353 00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:30,044 You're putting the Erlenmeyer flask there? 354 00:27:30,220 --> 00:27:31,557 Yep. 355 00:27:41,217 --> 00:27:43,370 I prefer to keep it on my right. 356 00:27:44,270 --> 00:27:45,985 Well, um... 357 00:27:46,271 --> 00:27:48,271 I'm right-handed, so... 358 00:27:49,660 --> 00:27:53,754 Well, I'm right-handed too, and I'm the one that's actually doing all the chemistry, 359 00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:57,510 so I don't know where you got the idea that you'd be doing all the chemistry. 360 00:27:57,930 --> 00:27:59,930 This is my project. 361 00:28:00,910 --> 00:28:04,950 This is exactly the sort of irrational thinking I should have expected from a Schrodinger groopy. 362 00:28:05,350 --> 00:28:08,315 You couldn't have at least picked someone significant like Plank? 363 00:28:08,950 --> 00:28:11,047 Plank was a hack. 364 00:28:11,634 --> 00:28:14,455 A hack who originated quantum theory. 365 00:28:15,130 --> 00:28:18,950 Plank just bummed into the idea one day without even realizing its magnitude. 366 00:28:19,849 --> 00:28:21,319 Why don't you read a textbook? 367 00:28:21,344 --> 00:28:25,044 Everyone knows Plank revolutionized our understanding of atomic and subatomic processes. 368 00:28:25,689 --> 00:28:30,260 That is the rankest excuse for blindly accepting historical hogwash I've ever heard. 369 00:28:30,459 --> 00:28:31,552 Everyone knows. 370 00:28:31,599 --> 00:28:35,076 Why don't I just go tell Magellan not to bother with his expedition, 371 00:28:35,100 --> 00:28:37,060 because everyone knows the Earth is flat. 372 00:28:37,085 --> 00:28:39,777 Go right ahead, and please, don't let the fact that 373 00:28:39,801 --> 00:28:42,612 everyone knows time travel is impossible stop you. 374 00:28:42,637 --> 00:28:44,452 I won't! 375 00:28:46,260 --> 00:28:48,863 I knew letting you launch experiment was a mistake! 376 00:28:49,390 --> 00:28:51,974 You need me to deal with this! 377 00:28:54,496 --> 00:28:56,496 This is never gonna work. 378 00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:58,520 It is going to work. 379 00:28:58,660 --> 00:28:59,475 Look around. 380 00:28:59,506 --> 00:29:01,626 How are you supposed to hide all this from your aunt? 381 00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:12,688 So, what exactly is he afraid of? 382 00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:19,135 Sudden movements, loud noises, chipmunks, basically everything. 383 00:30:19,353 --> 00:30:22,005 No, the poor deer. 384 00:30:26,082 --> 00:30:28,376 - What's happening? - I don't know. 385 00:30:28,703 --> 00:30:31,070 You're not gonna feel a thing. 386 00:30:39,738 --> 00:30:41,044 What happened? 387 00:30:42,264 --> 00:30:43,586 What do you mean? 388 00:30:44,754 --> 00:30:47,101 There's was a loud noise. 389 00:30:48,196 --> 00:30:50,111 like an explosion. 390 00:30:50,136 --> 00:30:52,136 Well, I dropped a paint can. 391 00:30:52,452 --> 00:30:54,452 That was pretty loud, right Winston? 392 00:31:02,490 --> 00:31:04,490 That's beautiful. 393 00:31:05,220 --> 00:31:08,690 I feel like it's speaking directly to me. 394 00:31:09,846 --> 00:31:11,756 Okay. 395 00:31:12,192 --> 00:31:13,860 Well, can you guys keep it quiet up here? 396 00:31:13,885 --> 00:31:15,885 I've got a real live one today. 397 00:31:16,290 --> 00:31:17,225 He's afraid of everything. 398 00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:18,882 It doesn't matter. It's not your problem. 399 00:31:19,476 --> 00:31:21,476 I'll just keep it down. 400 00:31:23,942 --> 00:31:25,850 That was close. 401 00:31:26,322 --> 00:31:27,645 Shower. 402 00:31:27,670 --> 00:31:29,670 Now! 403 00:31:57,248 --> 00:31:58,776 That's it? 404 00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:00,821 That's it. We're ready for testing. 405 00:32:01,509 --> 00:32:02,749 Okay. 406 00:32:03,036 --> 00:32:05,036 So, how do you want to do this? 407 00:32:05,060 --> 00:32:07,960 Should I take it first and then you observe or vice versa? 408 00:32:08,486 --> 00:32:10,766 I'm open, but I think that I should be the one. 409 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:12,040 We can't test it on ourselves. 410 00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:14,200 We need to remain objective. 411 00:32:14,290 --> 00:32:17,050 This project is way too important to make a rookie mistake like that. 412 00:32:17,870 --> 00:32:19,870 No, you're right. 413 00:32:20,260 --> 00:32:23,146 So, all we need to do is find a test subject. 414 00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:25,600 Any ideas? 415 00:32:28,696 --> 00:32:30,586 I don't get it. 416 00:32:30,611 --> 00:32:31,940 The gum contains a chemical. 417 00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:35,903 When you chew it, the chemical is released and it spreads throughout your entire body, 418 00:32:35,927 --> 00:32:37,520 causing you to give off pheromones. 419 00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:41,988 Each stick lasts two to three hours and will affect anyone within a 50-foot radius. 420 00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:45,193 The pheromones enter through the nasal passages 421 00:32:45,217 --> 00:32:48,080 and trigger the release of endorphins that then flood the amygdala. 422 00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:50,192 It's as simple as that. 423 00:32:52,380 --> 00:32:54,400 I still don't get it. 424 00:32:55,737 --> 00:32:57,737 You try explaining it to her. 425 00:32:58,346 --> 00:32:59,827 Okay. 426 00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:03,495 This gum will make you popular. 427 00:33:19,066 --> 00:33:21,066 Are you sure we're 50 feet away? 428 00:33:21,172 --> 00:33:22,012 62. 429 00:33:22,180 --> 00:33:24,180 I measured it this morning before school. 430 00:33:28,210 --> 00:33:32,260 Our scientific careers are hanging in the balance and you're eating soup. 431 00:33:33,044 --> 00:33:34,275 Why not? 432 00:33:34,300 --> 00:33:38,590 I mean, the equation was flawless and we followed it to the letter. 433 00:33:38,750 --> 00:33:39,697 It'll work. 434 00:33:39,758 --> 00:33:41,098 Science is exactitude. 435 00:33:41,260 --> 00:33:43,260 Science is trial and error. 436 00:33:49,609 --> 00:33:51,609 Hey Mandi! Hey Sandi! 437 00:33:52,460 --> 00:33:53,040 Hi. 438 00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:55,840 Hey, guys. 439 00:34:14,250 --> 00:34:16,250 It's happening. 440 00:34:27,553 --> 00:34:29,436 It's not working. 441 00:34:29,460 --> 00:34:31,760 We should have double-checked the metathesis reactions. 442 00:34:31,860 --> 00:34:33,860 Wait for it. 443 00:34:57,240 --> 00:34:59,240 Can we sit here? 444 00:35:00,593 --> 00:35:01,676 Yes. 445 00:35:01,820 --> 00:35:03,017 Yes, sure. 446 00:35:03,106 --> 00:35:04,875 Sit away. 447 00:35:07,355 --> 00:35:09,355 I love your hair, Casey. 448 00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:11,074 You do? 449 00:35:11,365 --> 00:35:13,365 It's like poetry. 450 00:35:14,066 --> 00:35:16,066 Chez chic. 451 00:35:18,966 --> 00:35:20,966 Someone just liked my post. 452 00:35:21,260 --> 00:35:22,500 Duh... I did. 453 00:35:23,078 --> 00:35:24,417 Me too. 454 00:35:25,831 --> 00:35:27,849 Want to post a facie? 455 00:35:27,940 --> 00:35:29,940 What? 456 00:35:30,333 --> 00:35:31,804 A face selfie. 457 00:35:32,055 --> 00:35:34,055 Because we're based now, of course. 458 00:36:02,592 --> 00:36:04,500 Hey, Winston. 459 00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:40,600 Hey there, partner. 460 00:36:40,990 --> 00:36:42,264 What are you doing here? 461 00:36:42,310 --> 00:36:43,584 Are you following me? 462 00:36:43,639 --> 00:36:45,577 No, I was just... 463 00:36:47,150 --> 00:36:49,150 Is this where you live? 464 00:36:50,900 --> 00:36:52,900 This is where my uncle lives. 465 00:36:53,290 --> 00:36:55,290 And I live with him. 466 00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:04,760 Aren't you coming? 467 00:37:17,953 --> 00:37:19,940 Uh, look. 468 00:37:19,980 --> 00:37:21,980 Don't breathe through your nose, okay? 469 00:37:22,914 --> 00:37:24,594 Okay. 470 00:37:54,700 --> 00:37:56,700 Casa Chez Winston. 471 00:37:57,950 --> 00:37:59,950 Impressive. 472 00:38:00,730 --> 00:38:03,893 So, you hungry? 473 00:38:05,117 --> 00:38:07,117 I could eat. 474 00:38:14,333 --> 00:38:16,333 It's beautiful. 475 00:38:18,150 --> 00:38:20,524 Kind of makes you feel small, doesn't it? 476 00:38:21,910 --> 00:38:24,534 Nothing exists except atoms and empty space. 477 00:38:24,580 --> 00:38:26,802 Everything else is opinion. 478 00:38:27,720 --> 00:38:29,720 Exactly. 479 00:38:32,690 --> 00:38:37,488 Can you imagine an entire summer at SIT working with a particle accelerator? 480 00:38:38,180 --> 00:38:40,667 I get chills just thinking about it. 481 00:38:42,030 --> 00:38:44,783 I'm just looking forward to being anywhere else but here. 482 00:38:45,143 --> 00:38:48,902 An entire summer where nobody calls me baby genius or... 483 00:38:49,683 --> 00:38:51,683 Quackers. 484 00:38:52,029 --> 00:38:54,352 Teenagers are so unoriginal. 485 00:38:55,196 --> 00:38:56,709 It doesn't matter. 486 00:38:56,770 --> 00:38:59,641 All that matters is that we win this scholarship. 487 00:39:00,310 --> 00:39:03,038 You know, I think we might be missing something. 488 00:39:03,325 --> 00:39:04,951 Missing? 489 00:39:05,460 --> 00:39:08,701 Our experiment could be deemed biased because we only have a female test subject. 490 00:39:09,019 --> 00:39:12,900 Our findings would be a lot stronger if we could prove the results are consistent for both sexes. 491 00:39:13,536 --> 00:39:15,359 So we need a male test subject. 492 00:39:15,530 --> 00:39:16,652 Not just that. 493 00:39:16,750 --> 00:39:19,690 We need the most unpopular male test subject we can find. 494 00:39:21,366 --> 00:39:23,366 Silver Surfer versus who? 495 00:39:23,390 --> 00:39:27,910 I mean, who could possibly defeat the ex-Herald of Galactus who wields the power cosmic? 496 00:39:28,030 --> 00:39:29,302 - I got it... - Shut up, Alan. 497 00:39:29,342 --> 00:39:30,535 I'd go with Thor. 498 00:39:30,740 --> 00:39:32,948 He's a god, the son of Odin. 499 00:39:33,024 --> 00:39:34,619 He can summon lightning and thunder. 500 00:39:34,644 --> 00:39:36,498 Plus, Thor has his hammer, Mjolnir. 501 00:39:36,523 --> 00:39:39,452 But Thor would have to get close to the Silver Surfer to even hit him with Mjolnir, 502 00:39:39,476 --> 00:39:43,131 where a surfer could easily just destroy him from a distance with his cosmic blasts. 503 00:39:43,162 --> 00:39:44,801 What about... 504 00:39:45,110 --> 00:39:47,370 Thor would just block the blasts with Mjolnir. 505 00:39:47,505 --> 00:39:49,005 Thor can't just block forever. 506 00:39:49,030 --> 00:39:51,030 I'd go with Robin. 507 00:39:52,070 --> 00:39:53,437 Robin? 508 00:39:53,543 --> 00:39:55,543 From Batman and Robin? 509 00:39:55,700 --> 00:39:58,150 The surfer would destroy Robin in like three seconds. 510 00:39:58,211 --> 00:40:01,150 Oh, you're forgetting? Robin is an acrobat. 511 00:40:01,212 --> 00:40:01,795 So? 512 00:40:01,820 --> 00:40:04,543 So he'd be able to evade the Silver Surfer, then use a net for... 513 00:40:04,568 --> 00:40:05,449 A net? 514 00:40:05,530 --> 00:40:07,775 You're telling me Robin can defeat the Silver Surfer, 515 00:40:07,799 --> 00:40:11,650 a man who can turn matter into energy, and travel through time with a net? 516 00:40:11,971 --> 00:40:14,824 You literally couldn't have picked a lamer superhero. 517 00:40:14,956 --> 00:40:16,956 What are you talking about? 518 00:40:17,090 --> 00:40:19,090 He's Batman's best friend! 519 00:40:19,180 --> 00:40:21,553 He always peppers the conversation with amazing cast phrases, 520 00:40:21,577 --> 00:40:23,974 like, like, like, holy Toledo, Batman! 521 00:40:24,003 --> 00:40:26,583 Or, or this brassy bird has us buffalowed! 522 00:40:27,722 --> 00:40:29,546 He's transcendent. 523 00:40:29,570 --> 00:40:32,450 You have to stop calling things transcendent. You sound like a jerk. 524 00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:36,145 You're lucky we need more than two members for official club status. 525 00:40:36,668 --> 00:40:38,348 Okay, who's your real choice? 526 00:40:38,373 --> 00:40:39,922 That is my real choice! 527 00:40:39,990 --> 00:40:41,070 That's a terrible choice. 528 00:40:41,215 --> 00:40:42,629 You're always so condescending. 529 00:40:42,654 --> 00:40:44,167 Excuse me? 530 00:40:45,230 --> 00:40:50,896 In this pack of gum, I hold a power that could bring the world to its knees. 531 00:40:51,190 --> 00:40:54,331 Dare I accept this great and noble responsibility? 532 00:40:54,551 --> 00:40:58,272 With it comes a hefty moral obligation to all mankind. 533 00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:00,746 What if I refuse? 534 00:41:01,717 --> 00:41:03,977 And it falls into the wrong hands? 535 00:41:04,690 --> 00:41:07,642 Oh, this kind of power would ruin a weaker man! 536 00:41:09,170 --> 00:41:11,471 There's so much at stake! 537 00:41:14,485 --> 00:41:16,485 I humbly accept. 538 00:41:22,850 --> 00:41:24,787 I'd be the Green Lantern. 539 00:41:24,812 --> 00:41:30,589 Invisibility, impervious shield, can generate any object with his power ring. 540 00:41:30,689 --> 00:41:32,175 Super-mega taken. 541 00:41:32,370 --> 00:41:34,992 Not if Lantern generated kryptonite. 542 00:41:35,719 --> 00:41:36,665 Touché. 543 00:41:36,950 --> 00:41:37,965 I'd take Robin. 544 00:41:38,570 --> 00:41:42,924 Robin was trained in Aikido, leopard kung-fu, and karate. 545 00:41:43,270 --> 00:41:45,625 Jesus, Alan, that is so... 546 00:41:54,276 --> 00:41:56,149 brilliant. 547 00:41:56,300 --> 00:41:57,797 I want to change my answer. 548 00:41:57,960 --> 00:41:59,960 I'd like to be Robin too. 549 00:41:59,985 --> 00:42:01,985 How did I not see it before? 550 00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:10,250 It's all about the leopard kung-fu. 551 00:42:12,229 --> 00:42:14,229 ♪ Light me up and I'll go. ♪ 552 00:42:15,710 --> 00:42:17,990 ♪ Light me up and I'll go. ♪ 553 00:42:53,973 --> 00:42:55,520 Look. 554 00:42:56,130 --> 00:42:58,910 She smells like summer vacation. 555 00:42:59,427 --> 00:43:00,547 It's new clothes. 556 00:43:00,630 --> 00:43:01,980 She smells like the mall. 557 00:43:02,068 --> 00:43:02,795 No way. 558 00:43:02,820 --> 00:43:05,580 She smells exactly like Cody recommends deodorant. 559 00:43:25,430 --> 00:43:27,614 So what are you doing this weekend, Alan? 560 00:43:27,670 --> 00:43:30,930 I was thinking that maybe we could go on a romantic picnic at the lake. 561 00:43:31,104 --> 00:43:34,230 You should come over to my house this weekend. 562 00:43:34,336 --> 00:43:36,937 I have a hot tub. 563 00:43:37,010 --> 00:43:39,384 I like it when my fingers get pruney too. 564 00:43:39,463 --> 00:43:41,677 My uncle owns a comic book store. 565 00:43:41,858 --> 00:43:42,505 Maybe we could... 566 00:43:42,530 --> 00:43:43,904 Yes, you, I think you. 567 00:43:45,018 --> 00:43:47,546 So then I was like... 568 00:43:59,653 --> 00:44:01,560 Robin strikes a heroic pose. 569 00:44:01,740 --> 00:44:03,986 His yellow cape billowing in the wind. 570 00:44:07,887 --> 00:44:10,928 And he says, holy rescue, Batman. 571 00:44:10,979 --> 00:44:13,448 Looks like you could use a hand. 572 00:44:14,100 --> 00:44:16,100 Oh, this is so transcendent. 573 00:44:24,077 --> 00:44:25,466 Ew, gross. 574 00:44:25,490 --> 00:44:26,634 What are those? 575 00:44:26,690 --> 00:44:27,827 Ew, iPhone covers. 576 00:44:27,890 --> 00:44:28,825 Aren't they random? 577 00:44:28,857 --> 00:44:30,556 We so need to get into knitting. 578 00:44:30,615 --> 00:44:31,382 Totally. 579 00:44:31,410 --> 00:44:32,566 Knitting is sick. 580 00:44:32,650 --> 00:44:34,650 Since when? 581 00:44:38,994 --> 00:44:40,714 That's odd. 582 00:44:40,739 --> 00:44:42,405 What is? 583 00:44:42,430 --> 00:44:45,721 Everyone's got those phone things Casey made except for your sister. 584 00:44:46,380 --> 00:44:48,380 Well, I guess that makes sense. 585 00:44:48,422 --> 00:44:50,545 Ari doesn't have a sense of smell. 586 00:44:50,823 --> 00:44:52,823 What? 587 00:44:53,305 --> 00:44:55,305 Yeah, it's called an Osmium. 588 00:44:56,770 --> 00:44:59,557 Control group. I like it. 589 00:45:00,650 --> 00:45:02,946 Hey, look at Ari's table. 590 00:45:03,656 --> 00:45:04,479 I am. 591 00:45:04,862 --> 00:45:05,759 No. 592 00:45:06,330 --> 00:45:09,147 Look at how far away it is from Casey. 593 00:45:10,870 --> 00:45:13,318 It's over 50 feet away, which means... 594 00:45:13,342 --> 00:45:18,060 after exposure, the chemical's effects are no longer determined by proximity. 595 00:45:18,270 --> 00:45:19,461 This is huge. 596 00:45:19,530 --> 00:45:22,130 We're going to destroy the science fair competition. 597 00:45:22,302 --> 00:45:23,475 Destroy? 598 00:45:23,710 --> 00:45:26,630 Erwin, we're going to obliterate their molecular bonds. 599 00:45:27,030 --> 00:45:30,650 They're going to disintegrate like silicon oxide and hydrofluoric acid. 600 00:45:33,060 --> 00:45:37,156 This is the kind of breakthrough that can change the course of human history. 601 00:45:37,765 --> 00:45:40,188 We could win a Nobel Prize. 602 00:45:44,853 --> 00:45:46,853 To the science fair. 603 00:45:47,580 --> 00:45:50,272 To be fair, she did say bright yellow. 604 00:45:51,690 --> 00:45:54,522 Actually, I think it came out pretty good. 605 00:45:55,810 --> 00:45:58,088 So Erwin, how was your day? 606 00:45:58,541 --> 00:45:59,808 Status quo. 607 00:46:00,016 --> 00:46:02,016 What are you and Winston up to? 608 00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:03,168 Oh my God. 609 00:46:03,208 --> 00:46:06,354 Kimber said the funniest thing about quackers today. 610 00:46:06,541 --> 00:46:08,154 Don't call him that. 611 00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:10,066 What? That's his name. 612 00:46:10,170 --> 00:46:12,170 His name is Winston. 613 00:46:12,260 --> 00:46:14,994 That's what I said. Quackers. 614 00:46:15,019 --> 00:46:16,154 - Ari. - What? 615 00:46:16,270 --> 00:46:18,789 Don't make fun of Erwin's friend. 616 00:46:19,543 --> 00:46:21,523 Her colleague. 617 00:46:21,610 --> 00:46:23,610 So I'm the bad guy now? 618 00:46:23,653 --> 00:46:26,033 Quackers is the biggest loser at school. 619 00:46:26,300 --> 00:46:28,420 Not making fun of him would be like... 620 00:46:29,900 --> 00:46:32,260 riding a bus or wearing white pants. 621 00:46:32,343 --> 00:46:33,660 What are you talking about? 622 00:46:33,703 --> 00:46:34,918 That's enough, Ari. 623 00:46:35,017 --> 00:46:37,009 He wears his pants up past his waist. 624 00:46:37,034 --> 00:46:39,080 He walks like a duck. He's so weird. 625 00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:39,820 He is not. 626 00:46:39,821 --> 00:46:41,936 Some people at school actually know you're my sister. 627 00:46:41,961 --> 00:46:43,716 It's embarrassing. 628 00:46:43,776 --> 00:46:46,368 Arthur, a little help, please. 629 00:46:49,656 --> 00:46:51,656 You do something different with the potatoes? 630 00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:53,680 They're great. 631 00:46:56,146 --> 00:46:59,522 Erwin, did you hear what I just said? 632 00:46:59,588 --> 00:47:01,041 Yeah, sorry. 633 00:47:01,148 --> 00:47:03,280 So you'll make more gum for Casey? 634 00:47:03,350 --> 00:47:05,350 Yeah, of course. 635 00:47:05,489 --> 00:47:06,436 Good. 636 00:47:06,797 --> 00:47:08,636 I've sneezed twice today. 637 00:47:08,660 --> 00:47:10,264 I'm coming down with something. 638 00:47:10,310 --> 00:47:12,049 I should have never touched that library book. 639 00:47:12,110 --> 00:47:14,110 I'm sure you're fine. 640 00:47:14,810 --> 00:47:17,147 I'm going to see the nurse for an evaluation. 641 00:47:42,598 --> 00:47:44,270 It was just a sneeze. 642 00:47:44,430 --> 00:47:45,804 You're not safe. 643 00:47:46,340 --> 00:47:48,878 My body's an incubator of disease. 644 00:47:49,430 --> 00:47:51,590 I hate how organized everything is. 645 00:47:51,650 --> 00:47:53,306 I can't find anything. 646 00:47:53,510 --> 00:47:55,510 Check the orange binder, section 5B. 647 00:47:58,539 --> 00:48:02,743 So you're telling me that I'm going to have to do all the work this week 648 00:48:02,782 --> 00:48:04,870 just because you're a hypochondriac? 649 00:48:04,895 --> 00:48:07,581 It would be irresponsible of me to expose innocent people 650 00:48:07,605 --> 00:48:11,215 to the army of hostile pathogens marching through my body. 651 00:48:16,090 --> 00:48:19,276 Look, if you really need me there... 652 00:48:19,300 --> 00:48:20,658 No. 653 00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:22,985 No, it's... 654 00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:25,280 it's okay. 655 00:48:26,555 --> 00:48:27,696 You're right. 656 00:48:27,736 --> 00:48:29,736 Better safe than sorry. 657 00:48:30,220 --> 00:48:32,504 Just stay home and rest, okay? 658 00:48:32,657 --> 00:48:34,540 I'll be fine. 659 00:48:37,995 --> 00:48:39,562 What are you looking at? 660 00:48:39,587 --> 00:48:41,208 Erwin! 661 00:48:41,290 --> 00:48:43,283 Coming. 662 00:48:52,184 --> 00:48:54,618 All right, let's choose teams. 663 00:48:56,326 --> 00:48:59,034 Erwin, are we participating today? 664 00:48:59,420 --> 00:49:00,742 We are. 665 00:49:01,446 --> 00:49:03,136 Okay, then. 666 00:49:03,160 --> 00:49:05,160 Charlie, you pick first. 667 00:49:05,493 --> 00:49:07,493 I'll take... 668 00:49:16,460 --> 00:49:18,093 Erwin. 669 00:49:23,670 --> 00:49:25,771 I was going to pick Erwin. 670 00:49:26,570 --> 00:49:28,570 What the... 671 00:49:34,101 --> 00:49:36,101 There you are. 672 00:49:36,125 --> 00:49:37,638 Where'd you get that sweater vest? 673 00:49:37,726 --> 00:49:38,506 It's epic. 674 00:49:38,620 --> 00:49:40,286 Your glasses are so cool. 675 00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:41,912 I wish I needed glasses. 676 00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:42,840 What are you talking about? 677 00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:44,252 You wear contacts. 678 00:49:44,366 --> 00:49:45,765 Oh, yeah. 679 00:49:45,971 --> 00:49:47,766 How come we never hang out with Erwin? 680 00:49:47,790 --> 00:49:49,679 You guys are like sisters, right, Ari? 681 00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:51,166 Don't remind me. 682 00:49:51,306 --> 00:49:54,194 So, Erwin, are you going to sit with us at lunch? 683 00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:55,220 Oh, I don't know. 684 00:49:55,220 --> 00:49:56,400 Oh, my God, you have to. 685 00:49:56,440 --> 00:49:57,720 It won't be any fun without you. 686 00:49:57,745 --> 00:49:59,025 What are you doing? 687 00:49:59,050 --> 00:50:00,980 She can't sit with us? 688 00:50:01,025 --> 00:50:03,740 Actually, I will sit with you guys. 689 00:50:03,926 --> 00:50:05,021 Thanks. 690 00:50:05,048 --> 00:50:07,120 Awesome, guys! 691 00:50:11,408 --> 00:50:13,116 Okay. 692 00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:14,372 Bye. 693 00:50:14,419 --> 00:50:15,772 Bye. 694 00:50:17,266 --> 00:50:18,535 I'm so excited. 695 00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:19,859 Is this a joke? 696 00:50:19,920 --> 00:50:21,113 What do you mean? 697 00:50:21,150 --> 00:50:23,555 You like her sweater vest? 698 00:50:23,580 --> 00:50:25,656 You're acting insane. 699 00:50:26,720 --> 00:50:30,309 If you have a problem with Erwin, you don't have to sit with us. 700 00:50:30,420 --> 00:50:31,769 No one's forcing you. 701 00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:33,275 Yeah. 702 00:50:33,860 --> 00:50:36,274 Of course I'm sitting with you guys. 703 00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:46,800 I mean, I knew the chemical worked, but 704 00:51:46,824 --> 00:51:53,292 experiencing it firsthand was, I don't know, exhilarating. 705 00:51:55,166 --> 00:51:57,166 Did you have fun today? 706 00:51:57,190 --> 00:51:59,190 You and all your new friends? 707 00:51:59,895 --> 00:52:02,200 Actually, yes, I did. 708 00:52:03,219 --> 00:52:06,361 Listen, I don't know how you're brainwashing everyone 709 00:52:06,385 --> 00:52:08,340 into thinking you're cool, but 710 00:52:08,391 --> 00:52:11,606 you're not cool, Erwin. 711 00:52:12,775 --> 00:52:14,440 What are you doing? 712 00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:15,865 Nothing. 713 00:52:15,890 --> 00:52:20,455 It's just a project for school. 714 00:52:29,234 --> 00:52:30,634 Erwin. 715 00:52:32,620 --> 00:52:35,486 Winston, you're back. 716 00:52:35,580 --> 00:52:39,472 I woke up with a 98-degree temperature and a clear set of nasal passages. 717 00:52:41,253 --> 00:52:43,193 That's great. 718 00:52:43,320 --> 00:52:44,828 Great. 719 00:52:45,985 --> 00:52:50,204 I will see you later. 720 00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:52,360 Okay, bye. 721 00:53:03,082 --> 00:53:05,082 Erwin! 722 00:53:06,240 --> 00:53:08,240 Hey, Erwin. 723 00:53:08,300 --> 00:53:10,300 Come sit with us. 724 00:53:35,695 --> 00:53:37,043 Just me. 725 00:53:37,068 --> 00:53:41,992 Oh, hey, what do you think of the friendship formula as a title? 726 00:53:45,490 --> 00:53:47,490 What are you wearing that for? 727 00:53:47,558 --> 00:53:49,780 I know you're using the chemical. 728 00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:52,640 Why would you say that? 729 00:53:52,970 --> 00:53:55,487 I saw you at the popular table. 730 00:53:56,287 --> 00:54:00,353 So you don't think I can make friends on my own? 731 00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:02,752 That's not what I meant. 732 00:54:02,790 --> 00:54:06,087 But you're all anyone at school is talking about. 733 00:54:06,370 --> 00:54:07,706 I'm not an idiot. 734 00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:09,266 Just tell me the truth. 735 00:54:09,366 --> 00:54:10,340 Fine. 736 00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:12,512 I use the chemical. 737 00:54:12,630 --> 00:54:14,630 But what's so wrong with that? 738 00:54:15,140 --> 00:54:17,597 Having friends isn't a bad thing. 739 00:54:17,940 --> 00:54:19,645 We're supposed to stay objective. 740 00:54:19,670 --> 00:54:23,480 So we can use it on Casey and Alan, but we can't use it on ourselves? 741 00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:25,938 We're the ones who created the chemical. 742 00:54:25,970 --> 00:54:27,970 We should be the ones to benefit from it. 743 00:54:28,138 --> 00:54:29,806 You could use it too. 744 00:54:29,840 --> 00:54:31,046 Think about it. 745 00:54:31,136 --> 00:54:34,606 No more quackers or being treated like little kid freaks. 746 00:54:35,377 --> 00:54:37,540 Isn't that what you want? 747 00:54:39,990 --> 00:54:41,990 I thought you were smarter than that. 748 00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:43,478 I'm smarter than you. 749 00:54:43,580 --> 00:54:46,248 I know you are, but you're not acting like it. 750 00:54:46,590 --> 00:54:48,778 I know it feels great to be popular, 751 00:54:48,861 --> 00:54:51,570 but what about what it wears out? 752 00:54:51,624 --> 00:54:52,950 Nothing has changed. 753 00:54:53,070 --> 00:54:54,883 They're not your real friends. 754 00:54:54,956 --> 00:54:57,434 Well, it's better than having no friends at all. 755 00:54:57,620 --> 00:54:59,475 You know, maybe I don't want to spend the 756 00:54:59,500 --> 00:55:03,301 rest of high school being made fun of for hanging out with you. 757 00:55:06,268 --> 00:55:07,436 Fine. 758 00:55:07,460 --> 00:55:11,887 If that's how you feel, find yourself another science fair partner. 759 00:55:15,510 --> 00:55:18,847 You know, I didn't need a partner in the first place. 760 00:55:18,930 --> 00:55:21,401 I'll collect the Nobel Prize by myself. 761 00:55:28,168 --> 00:55:31,695 ♪ Why is this bitter fountain ♪ ♪ flowing through my heart? ♪ 762 00:55:34,140 --> 00:55:39,791 ♪ Will we ever change what's written in our star? ♪ 763 00:55:41,669 --> 00:55:46,889 ♪ Am I just a pawn for someone's selfish games? ♪ 764 00:55:47,556 --> 00:55:52,019 ♪ Do you really want something more than yesterday? ♪ 765 00:55:55,630 --> 00:56:00,990 ♪ Can I start and think things over? ♪ 766 00:56:01,830 --> 00:56:08,364 ♪ I see the ark, and the story isn't done until it's done. ♪ 767 00:56:08,457 --> 00:56:14,476 ♪ So leave your mark, you're one step closer. ♪ 768 00:56:14,539 --> 00:56:20,199 ♪ To the day, the day you're morning comes. ♪ 769 00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:22,880 Isn't it beautiful? 770 00:56:24,110 --> 00:56:26,110 Doesn't it kind of make you feel small? 771 00:56:26,875 --> 00:56:28,875 Your pores are huge, Amanda. 772 00:56:28,921 --> 00:56:29,968 What? 773 00:56:30,140 --> 00:56:31,235 No, they're not. 774 00:56:31,581 --> 00:56:35,440 You know, they say nothing exists except atoms in empty space. 775 00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:38,360 Everything else is opinion. 776 00:56:42,870 --> 00:56:45,431 Are you sure you guys don't want to go to the mall or something? 777 00:56:45,455 --> 00:56:47,455 Shut up, Ari. 778 00:56:48,450 --> 00:56:51,270 Look, Erwin, Blake and Danielle are hanging out. 779 00:56:51,310 --> 00:56:52,020 Who? 780 00:56:53,130 --> 00:56:55,130 Whitney is going to be so mad. 781 00:56:55,281 --> 00:56:57,602 I can't wait to tell her. 782 00:57:07,570 --> 00:57:09,570 Where are we? 783 00:57:10,010 --> 00:57:12,010 And what am I wearing? 784 00:57:12,250 --> 00:57:14,250 This place looks really familiar. 785 00:57:14,448 --> 00:57:16,228 Yeah, we're on the school roof. 786 00:57:16,340 --> 00:57:17,840 You made us come here. 787 00:57:17,950 --> 00:57:19,534 I wanted to go to the movies. 788 00:57:19,687 --> 00:57:21,095 We're at school. 789 00:57:21,140 --> 00:57:22,495 On the weekend? 790 00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:24,600 Oh, my God. 791 00:57:24,625 --> 00:57:26,625 What if someone sees us? 792 00:57:27,435 --> 00:57:31,152 So, are we gonna leave or what? 793 00:57:35,489 --> 00:57:36,982 No way. 794 00:57:37,022 --> 00:57:39,662 I mean, unless Erwin wants to. 795 00:57:41,510 --> 00:57:43,708 I bet we can see Jake M's house from here. 796 00:57:44,430 --> 00:57:46,430 That's not what it's... 797 00:57:47,740 --> 00:57:48,781 Never mind. 798 00:57:48,870 --> 00:57:50,870 This was the best idea, Erwin. 799 00:58:09,016 --> 00:58:10,491 What's wrong, kiddo? 800 00:58:11,246 --> 00:58:12,425 Nothing. 801 00:58:12,740 --> 00:58:14,740 Feels like maybe something's up. 802 00:58:19,260 --> 00:58:22,388 You got bored fiddling with toasters when you were eight. 803 00:58:24,715 --> 00:58:27,080 Hey, how's your science fair project going along? 804 00:58:27,210 --> 00:58:28,947 Fine. 805 00:58:31,055 --> 00:58:33,552 I mean, I'm not... 806 00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:38,640 How'd you know? 807 00:58:39,160 --> 00:58:43,394 Erwin, someone came over here to help you with your homework? 808 00:58:43,905 --> 00:58:47,099 You haven't needed help with your homework since... 809 00:58:47,240 --> 00:58:48,679 Ever? 810 00:58:52,322 --> 00:58:55,950 What happened to that kid anyway? He hasn't been here in a while. 811 00:58:56,389 --> 00:58:59,500 Nothing. I don't know. 812 00:59:00,100 --> 00:59:02,100 We're not friends. 813 00:59:05,220 --> 00:59:07,966 I'm not trying to give advice to a genius. 814 00:59:08,196 --> 00:59:10,396 I'm smart enough to know I'm not smart enough for that. 815 00:59:10,420 --> 00:59:12,095 But I will tell you something about cars. 816 00:59:12,120 --> 00:59:12,820 Dad, I... 817 00:59:12,880 --> 00:59:15,880 Hang on, hang on. Hear me out. 818 00:59:16,610 --> 00:59:21,718 Finding a good engine piston isn't easy. 819 00:59:22,738 --> 00:59:25,365 Not the high-end Swiss ones that are... 820 00:59:26,153 --> 00:59:27,605 Tolerant. 821 00:59:27,799 --> 00:59:29,327 Sturdy. 822 00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:31,960 Reliable. 823 00:59:32,941 --> 00:59:38,053 Find one of those, you put in the extra time to make sure it lasts. 824 00:59:40,860 --> 00:59:43,896 Your mom was a top-of-the-line piston. 825 00:59:49,520 --> 00:59:51,520 Smells like pot roast, huh? 826 00:59:51,823 --> 00:59:53,823 Dad, you... 827 00:59:53,914 --> 00:59:56,847 You won't tell Aunt Tammy about the science fair. 828 00:59:56,980 --> 00:59:58,630 Will you? 829 01:00:00,456 --> 01:00:02,517 What science fair? 830 01:00:19,620 --> 01:00:21,620 Hello, Winston. 831 01:00:24,440 --> 01:00:26,440 Erwin. 832 01:00:30,950 --> 01:00:34,240 You know, it's all gonna mix in your digestive tract anyway. 833 01:00:35,460 --> 01:00:37,460 You don't say. 834 01:00:47,570 --> 01:00:50,937 How'd your new science fair project turn out? 835 01:00:51,400 --> 01:00:53,705 We'll find out tomorrow. 836 01:00:54,810 --> 01:00:56,940 So I've been thinking. 837 01:00:57,340 --> 01:00:59,340 And maybe we could still present together. 838 01:00:59,770 --> 01:01:02,687 I mean, you did do half the work. 839 01:01:02,840 --> 01:01:05,360 I think it'd be a little unfair for me to take all the credit. 840 01:01:05,940 --> 01:01:07,940 That's okay. 841 01:01:08,586 --> 01:01:10,586 You were right. 842 01:01:11,130 --> 01:01:13,500 I shouldn't have used the chemical. 843 01:01:14,280 --> 01:01:16,559 It was unprofessional. 844 01:01:18,462 --> 01:01:20,380 We're a team. 845 01:01:20,448 --> 01:01:22,960 We started this together, we should end it together. 846 01:01:26,240 --> 01:01:29,780 Thanks, but I'm just gonna stick to my own project. 847 01:01:31,445 --> 01:01:33,445 Come on, Winston. 848 01:01:33,470 --> 01:01:34,651 It was just one fight. 849 01:01:34,700 --> 01:01:38,112 You think Watson and Crick never had a disagreement? 850 01:01:38,513 --> 01:01:40,513 Good luck tomorrow. 851 01:01:42,010 --> 01:01:46,015 By the way, when's the last time you checked on your other test subjects? 852 01:01:50,722 --> 01:01:51,896 Hey! 853 01:01:51,920 --> 01:01:54,420 Take it, it's yours. 854 01:01:56,575 --> 01:01:58,096 Dislike. 855 01:01:58,120 --> 01:02:00,355 Hashtag heinous. 856 01:02:07,180 --> 01:02:09,300 The thing was so one week ago. 857 01:02:09,325 --> 01:02:10,967 Hashtag get a life. 858 01:02:10,992 --> 01:02:12,992 Hashtag your mom's your only friend. 859 01:02:13,920 --> 01:02:15,920 It's your friend. 860 01:02:36,110 --> 01:02:38,278 Mr. Hooper, what are you doing? 861 01:02:38,303 --> 01:02:40,303 Burning everything that isn't a comic book. 862 01:02:40,444 --> 01:02:41,837 Alan's orders. 863 01:02:42,270 --> 01:02:44,909 On one side, we have Captain Namor. 864 01:02:44,910 --> 01:02:50,010 And on the other, we have the older of Davis Street, Fowl Man. 865 01:02:50,550 --> 01:02:52,627 Best of luck to you both, gentlemen. 866 01:02:52,714 --> 01:02:54,501 Go! 867 01:03:09,870 --> 01:03:12,418 When the school sends a book about the Civil War for homework, 868 01:03:12,442 --> 01:03:15,293 it sends a clear message that violence is okay. 869 01:03:15,999 --> 01:03:21,060 My Carl reads that book, and the other day, I find him throwing rocks at the cat. 870 01:03:21,900 --> 01:03:23,900 We all have our cross to bear. 871 01:03:23,969 --> 01:03:25,975 I don't know how you deal with little Erwin. 872 01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:28,000 I mean, I think I have problems. 873 01:03:28,730 --> 01:03:30,630 Well, what do you mean by that? 874 01:03:30,700 --> 01:03:32,870 Well, you said it yourself, Erwin's difficult. 875 01:03:35,066 --> 01:03:39,620 Can't be nearly as hard as having a kid that's that different. 876 01:03:42,123 --> 01:03:49,022 So, are you saying my niece's insanely high IQ is somehow 877 01:03:49,046 --> 01:03:53,829 worse than having a kid that tortures animals? 878 01:03:54,836 --> 01:03:59,002 My little Erwin is gonna do something amazing with her life. 879 01:03:59,086 --> 01:04:05,867 She's going to cure cancer and world hunger, invent a bleach that doesn't damage hair. 880 01:04:05,960 --> 01:04:07,227 Who knows? 881 01:04:07,430 --> 01:04:12,394 The world's gonna be better because she is that different. 882 01:04:12,487 --> 01:04:13,760 Tammy, Tammy, I was only saying that... 883 01:04:13,760 --> 01:04:14,380 You know what? 884 01:04:14,433 --> 01:04:17,380 How dare you come into my home and insult my family? 885 01:04:17,520 --> 01:04:18,310 Get out! 886 01:04:18,360 --> 01:04:18,690 What? 887 01:04:18,720 --> 01:04:19,355 Get out! 888 01:04:19,380 --> 01:04:20,355 What about my hair? 889 01:04:20,380 --> 01:04:20,915 Out! 890 01:04:20,940 --> 01:04:22,375 I don't care about your hair. 891 01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:24,772 I don't care about you at all, as a matter of fact. 892 01:04:24,860 --> 01:04:26,932 Get out of my house. Go. 893 01:04:36,120 --> 01:04:38,120 You're home. 894 01:04:52,574 --> 01:04:53,908 You know what? 895 01:04:53,968 --> 01:04:55,790 I'm gonna go to the grocery store. 896 01:04:55,960 --> 01:04:58,143 Can I get you something special? 897 01:04:58,930 --> 01:05:01,106 I'm gonna get you something special. 898 01:05:13,020 --> 01:05:19,427 She said I was amazing and that I was gonna do something incredible to make the world a better place. 899 01:05:27,650 --> 01:05:29,650 You're right. 900 01:05:30,580 --> 01:05:32,580 This isn't it. 901 01:05:43,591 --> 01:05:45,096 We need more gum. 902 01:05:45,120 --> 01:05:47,540 Oh, I'm actually glad you're both here. 903 01:05:47,660 --> 01:05:50,820 I was planning on telling you Monday, but the experiment's over. 904 01:05:51,259 --> 01:05:53,259 Thank you for participating. 905 01:05:55,490 --> 01:05:57,490 I don't think so. 906 01:06:04,509 --> 01:06:05,569 No gum. 907 01:06:05,600 --> 01:06:08,259 My aunt went to the beauty supply store at 9 a.m. 908 01:06:08,290 --> 01:06:10,420 She's never gone for more than an hour and a half. 909 01:06:10,670 --> 01:06:11,650 So? 910 01:06:11,756 --> 01:06:13,756 So, she's gonna be home soon. 911 01:06:13,780 --> 01:06:15,929 You want us to leave? Fine. 912 01:06:16,070 --> 01:06:17,542 Just give us the gum. 913 01:06:17,639 --> 01:06:18,767 I don't know about Casey here, 914 01:06:18,791 --> 01:06:21,705 but I'm not going back to being the lap dog of the comic book club. 915 01:06:21,891 --> 01:06:24,264 You don't understand, Erwin. 916 01:06:24,353 --> 01:06:26,353 They worship me. 917 01:06:26,718 --> 01:06:30,305 Without the gum, you remember what it was like. 918 01:06:30,420 --> 01:06:32,420 I had zero followers. 919 01:06:32,766 --> 01:06:34,800 I can't give you any more gum. 920 01:06:34,874 --> 01:06:36,295 The chemical is dangerous. 921 01:06:36,320 --> 01:06:38,896 No, no, no, no, it's not dangerous. 922 01:06:39,006 --> 01:06:41,006 It changed my life. 923 01:06:41,030 --> 01:06:43,148 I'm sorry, Casey. 924 01:06:43,650 --> 01:06:45,382 This is a waste of time. 925 01:06:45,550 --> 01:06:48,041 In issue 12 of the Accidental Avenger, 926 01:06:48,066 --> 01:06:52,021 Sinister Slug can't get the Avenger to give him the launch codes for the nuclear explosives. 927 01:06:52,232 --> 01:06:54,332 But eventually... 928 01:06:55,040 --> 01:06:57,232 he got him to talk. 929 01:06:57,520 --> 01:06:58,325 How? 930 01:06:58,490 --> 01:07:01,593 He applied a little pressure. 931 01:07:12,513 --> 01:07:13,965 Wait. 932 01:07:17,830 --> 01:07:20,506 We want the gum. 933 01:07:21,140 --> 01:07:23,140 Give us the gum. 934 01:07:24,013 --> 01:07:25,147 What? 935 01:07:25,172 --> 01:07:27,200 It's just a poster. 936 01:07:27,669 --> 01:07:28,829 Oh. 937 01:07:29,130 --> 01:07:32,220 Then I guess you wouldn't mind if I did this. 938 01:07:34,182 --> 01:07:36,330 I don't know what you intend to accomplish. 939 01:07:36,355 --> 01:07:38,708 No, wait, stop! 940 01:07:41,530 --> 01:07:43,530 It's in the top drawer. 941 01:07:48,426 --> 01:07:50,426 It's not here. 942 01:07:50,450 --> 01:07:52,162 Yes, it is. 943 01:07:52,463 --> 01:07:53,796 That's weird. 944 01:07:54,016 --> 01:07:56,330 I had at least two packs in there. 945 01:07:57,550 --> 01:07:59,550 Where do they go? 946 01:08:13,443 --> 01:08:14,866 Tell us where it is. 947 01:08:14,890 --> 01:08:16,990 I'm sorry, I don't know what happened. 948 01:08:17,490 --> 01:08:18,940 It was there this morning. 949 01:08:19,040 --> 01:08:19,995 I swear. 950 01:08:20,020 --> 01:08:22,444 So whip out your chemistry set and make us some more. 951 01:08:22,710 --> 01:08:24,286 It would take at least three days. 952 01:08:24,350 --> 01:08:28,589 I mean, the titration alone takes 24 hours, and then it has to sit for... 953 01:08:28,590 --> 01:08:30,590 We want the gum. 954 01:08:31,249 --> 01:08:33,249 No, no, okay? 955 01:08:33,640 --> 01:08:35,586 We can get more from Winston, okay? 956 01:08:35,610 --> 01:08:37,610 He has more. 957 01:08:37,930 --> 01:08:39,929 Take us to Winston. 958 01:08:41,805 --> 01:08:43,805 I don't know, I think I like the red one. 959 01:08:43,975 --> 01:08:46,499 Me too, the red one would look so hot on you. 960 01:08:46,524 --> 01:08:47,604 Totally. 961 01:08:47,760 --> 01:08:50,364 So you don't think I like hot in the pink one? 962 01:08:50,437 --> 01:08:52,992 No, I mean, yes. 963 01:08:53,636 --> 01:08:55,636 You look super hot in both of them. 964 01:08:55,660 --> 01:08:56,810 I guess I'll get the red one. 965 01:08:56,970 --> 01:08:57,705 Great choice. 966 01:08:57,730 --> 01:08:58,893 Totally. 967 01:08:59,710 --> 01:09:01,830 Oh, yikes, never mind. 968 01:09:01,926 --> 01:09:03,794 Oh, don't worry about the price. 969 01:09:03,854 --> 01:09:04,894 I'll buy it for you. 970 01:09:04,920 --> 01:09:06,719 No, I want to buy it for you. 971 01:09:07,710 --> 01:09:09,139 No need to fight. 972 01:09:09,470 --> 01:09:11,141 I'll buy them both. 973 01:09:18,870 --> 01:09:20,870 Just watch this. 974 01:09:23,075 --> 01:09:24,646 Dude. 975 01:09:24,670 --> 01:09:26,670 Hey, Charlie. 976 01:10:04,811 --> 01:10:06,670 Winston. 977 01:10:07,250 --> 01:10:09,250 Erwin. 978 01:10:10,477 --> 01:10:11,579 Not bad. 979 01:10:11,850 --> 01:10:13,278 You think so? 980 01:10:13,429 --> 01:10:14,650 Definitely. 981 01:10:15,840 --> 01:10:18,838 Well, I doubt it would be your project. 982 01:10:19,212 --> 01:10:20,371 I didn't enter. 983 01:10:20,444 --> 01:10:21,449 Why not? 984 01:10:21,480 --> 01:10:22,296 The gum. 985 01:10:22,344 --> 01:10:24,410 Oh, right, um, of course. 986 01:10:24,657 --> 01:10:26,657 Winston, I need more gum. 987 01:10:27,280 --> 01:10:29,280 I don't have any you had at all. 988 01:10:29,875 --> 01:10:32,581 I know, but the extra pack? 989 01:10:33,374 --> 01:10:34,776 What extra pack? 990 01:10:34,900 --> 01:10:37,190 You know, the extra pack. 991 01:10:38,660 --> 01:10:40,743 I have no idea what you're talking about, Erwin. 992 01:10:40,790 --> 01:10:42,083 He doesn't have any? 993 01:10:42,262 --> 01:10:43,310 Seriously? 994 01:10:43,350 --> 01:10:45,599 You've brought us here for nothing? 995 01:10:45,650 --> 01:10:47,650 No, he has more. 996 01:10:48,320 --> 01:10:51,847 Winston, I need you to think very carefully. 997 01:10:52,346 --> 01:10:58,126 You remember the extra pack you were holding on to in case of emergencies? 998 01:10:59,327 --> 01:11:01,221 Oh, right. 999 01:11:01,300 --> 01:11:03,300 The extra pack of gum. 1000 01:11:03,390 --> 01:11:05,390 I've got it right here. 1001 01:11:13,840 --> 01:11:15,840 What about my poster? 1002 01:11:16,115 --> 01:11:18,640 I'd start making more gum if I were you. 1003 01:11:19,633 --> 01:11:21,133 Let's go. 1004 01:11:24,240 --> 01:11:26,240 You okay? 1005 01:11:27,160 --> 01:11:29,160 You were right about the chemical. 1006 01:11:29,300 --> 01:11:31,300 Turned them into monsters. 1007 01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:34,241 I'd hate to be there when they realize it's regular gum. 1008 01:11:35,058 --> 01:11:37,718 I just can't figure out what happened to the rest of it. 1009 01:11:38,240 --> 01:11:39,585 You didn't use it all? 1010 01:11:39,610 --> 01:11:41,610 No, I had at least two packs left. 1011 01:11:41,700 --> 01:11:43,700 I'd stake my life on it. 1012 01:11:45,370 --> 01:11:47,370 Hey, isn't that your sister? 1013 01:11:52,999 --> 01:11:54,299 Oh, no. 1014 01:11:54,340 --> 01:11:55,772 She took the gum. 1015 01:11:55,877 --> 01:11:57,171 What do we do? 1016 01:11:57,600 --> 01:11:59,600 Oh, I'm up next. 1017 01:12:01,120 --> 01:12:03,120 Okay. 1018 01:12:03,166 --> 01:12:07,081 You're gonna stay here and win this thing, and I'm gonna go help Ari. 1019 01:12:07,360 --> 01:12:09,360 And Winston... 1020 01:12:11,425 --> 01:12:13,425 I'm really sorry. 1021 01:12:19,350 --> 01:12:23,036 And what do you have for us, young man? 1022 01:12:29,280 --> 01:12:32,626 Excuse me, but I have to go. 1023 01:12:38,470 --> 01:12:40,470 That was crazy. 1024 01:12:41,617 --> 01:12:42,885 Sorry. 1025 01:12:43,212 --> 01:12:45,010 Stop. 1026 01:12:45,888 --> 01:12:47,330 Hey! 1027 01:13:33,740 --> 01:13:36,585 What is wrong with you? 1028 01:13:36,610 --> 01:13:38,610 I'm trying to mask your smell. 1029 01:13:51,784 --> 01:13:53,559 It's stuck. 1030 01:13:53,720 --> 01:13:55,720 Let me try. 1031 01:13:57,640 --> 01:13:59,640 I hate you. 1032 01:14:07,177 --> 01:14:08,846 They can still smell you. 1033 01:14:08,870 --> 01:14:11,690 Awesome. So I'm soaked in dirty mop water for nothing. 1034 01:14:27,361 --> 01:14:29,906 What now genius? 1035 01:15:05,081 --> 01:15:06,421 I can't smell them. 1036 01:15:06,555 --> 01:15:07,575 Ari! 1037 01:15:08,235 --> 01:15:10,335 This way, this way! 1038 01:15:18,768 --> 01:15:20,254 It's locked! 1039 01:15:20,620 --> 01:15:22,500 What will we do now? 1040 01:15:24,359 --> 01:15:26,443 You guys go in there. 1041 01:15:27,323 --> 01:15:29,323 I'll distract them. 1042 01:15:55,360 --> 01:15:57,360 You okay? 1043 01:15:57,890 --> 01:15:59,890 Don't talk to me. 1044 01:16:00,142 --> 01:16:01,826 Seriously? 1045 01:16:02,239 --> 01:16:05,005 You're mad at me. I just saved you. 1046 01:16:05,030 --> 01:16:09,386 I wouldn't have needed saving if it weren't for your stupid gum. 1047 01:16:09,440 --> 01:16:14,140 You were the one who went into my room and stole my science project. 1048 01:16:14,203 --> 01:16:15,220 Don't turn this on me. 1049 01:16:15,240 --> 01:16:17,926 Well, at least I never tried to destroy your life. 1050 01:16:18,520 --> 01:16:21,088 What are you talking about? 1051 01:16:21,570 --> 01:16:24,222 I never tried to destroy your life. 1052 01:16:24,306 --> 01:16:27,602 You are so dense. 1053 01:16:27,720 --> 01:16:28,929 You stole my friends. 1054 01:16:28,960 --> 01:16:32,683 You messed up any chance I had with Charlie by being a bratty show-off. 1055 01:16:32,708 --> 01:16:34,708 I mean, just... why? 1056 01:16:34,936 --> 01:16:37,429 Seriously, why do you hate me so much? 1057 01:16:39,253 --> 01:16:42,812 I thought you hated me. 1058 01:16:46,100 --> 01:16:48,100 I do now. 1059 01:16:49,193 --> 01:16:51,193 You were never nice to me. 1060 01:16:51,749 --> 01:16:53,749 Even when we were little. 1061 01:16:54,028 --> 01:16:55,822 What was I supposed to do? 1062 01:16:55,847 --> 01:16:59,788 Take apart toasters and help cure cancer? 1063 01:17:00,014 --> 01:17:01,926 I'm not like you. 1064 01:17:01,950 --> 01:17:03,950 We're supposed to be sisters. 1065 01:17:04,000 --> 01:17:06,056 Don't give me that. 1066 01:17:07,202 --> 01:17:14,043 My kid sister's a science genius, and I'm failing chemistry and math. 1067 01:17:14,180 --> 01:17:16,325 I'm not going to do your homework for you, Ari. 1068 01:17:16,350 --> 01:17:18,515 Will you at least help me? 1069 01:17:19,820 --> 01:17:21,820 You would want my help. 1070 01:17:24,900 --> 01:17:29,183 I can't repeat the 11th grade while all my friends are seniors. 1071 01:17:29,210 --> 01:17:31,400 I'd be a leper. 1072 01:17:32,106 --> 01:17:35,075 You just don't get it, do you? 1073 01:17:35,730 --> 01:17:39,951 You have this, like, perfect future 1074 01:17:39,990 --> 01:17:41,820 all planned out in front of you. 1075 01:17:41,880 --> 01:17:43,880 You don't even have to try. 1076 01:17:45,206 --> 01:17:49,824 High school, friends, being popular, that's all I have. 1077 01:17:55,213 --> 01:17:59,990 Look, I'm sorry I stole your stupid project. 1078 01:18:04,932 --> 01:18:07,220 Like, you have no idea how sorry I am. 1079 01:18:25,559 --> 01:18:27,470 Thanks. 1080 01:18:29,873 --> 01:18:33,703 So, how long do we have to stay in here for? 1081 01:18:35,060 --> 01:18:37,316 You chewed both packs? 1082 01:18:38,630 --> 01:18:40,630 We're going to be here a while. 1083 01:19:06,096 --> 01:19:08,036 Hello, Cretans! 1084 01:19:08,061 --> 01:19:10,120 Who wants to carry me home? 1085 01:19:10,300 --> 01:19:12,384 These puppies are really barking. 1086 01:19:26,006 --> 01:19:28,270 Didn't work for you either, huh? 1087 01:19:29,920 --> 01:19:32,100 I'm a disgrace to the yellow cape. 1088 01:19:33,359 --> 01:19:36,030 We kind of had it coming. 1089 01:19:43,970 --> 01:19:47,047 You know, that string really brings out your eyes. 1090 01:19:49,550 --> 01:19:53,205 It's yarn, actually. 1091 01:20:01,024 --> 01:20:03,217 Coast is clear. 1092 01:20:09,352 --> 01:20:11,047 You guys okay? 1093 01:20:11,072 --> 01:20:13,072 Do I look okay? 1094 01:20:17,140 --> 01:20:19,140 We're fine. 1095 01:20:30,060 --> 01:20:32,060 So, who won? 1096 01:20:32,319 --> 01:20:34,137 Some sophomore from upstate. 1097 01:20:34,162 --> 01:20:36,549 She did her project on the properties of alkaline metals. 1098 01:20:38,100 --> 01:20:39,946 Child's play. 1099 01:20:40,176 --> 01:20:42,257 She'll be spending her summer at SIT. 1100 01:20:42,313 --> 01:20:44,313 We'll be stuck here. 1101 01:20:46,760 --> 01:20:48,760 I'm really sorry, Winston. 1102 01:20:50,035 --> 01:20:52,035 It's all my fault. 1103 01:20:52,149 --> 01:20:54,411 I mean, you would have smoked them if it wasn't for me. 1104 01:20:54,913 --> 01:20:57,009 Well, there's always next year. 1105 01:20:57,530 --> 01:20:59,603 Although, I'm sure you'd annihilate me. 1106 01:20:59,793 --> 01:21:01,910 Not if we worked together. 1107 01:21:02,050 --> 01:21:04,780 I mean, if you'd even want to. 1108 01:21:07,900 --> 01:21:09,783 Colleagues. 1109 01:21:10,700 --> 01:21:12,700 Friends. 1110 01:21:23,610 --> 01:21:25,610 You didn't sterilize your hand. 1111 01:21:26,913 --> 01:21:28,913 I guess I didn't. 1112 01:21:40,022 --> 01:21:42,465 Even though I didn't win the Nobel Prize and 1113 01:21:42,489 --> 01:21:44,513 even though only a couple people ever knew 1114 01:21:44,569 --> 01:21:48,037 I'd made the greatest scientific discovery of the century, 1115 01:21:49,577 --> 01:21:52,699 things were pretty different after that day. 1116 01:21:54,820 --> 01:22:01,850 I agreed to help Ari with her homework, and I have to admit, she surprised me. 1117 01:22:12,333 --> 01:22:15,433 Aunt Tammy decided to let me do science again. 1118 01:22:16,195 --> 01:22:18,455 As if I'd ever stopped. 1119 01:22:24,251 --> 01:22:26,055 Here's the thing. 1120 01:22:26,235 --> 01:22:28,514 Darwin's theory, survival of the fittest, 1121 01:22:29,628 --> 01:22:33,888 doesn't actually mean that you have to be popular to thrive. 1122 01:22:35,960 --> 01:22:38,451 Life isn't about being liked by everybody. 1123 01:22:40,049 --> 01:22:42,260 But you do need somebody. 1124 01:22:51,500 --> 01:22:53,606 Schrodinger had it right when he said that 1125 01:22:53,631 --> 01:22:57,013 subatomic particles have no meaning as isolated entities. 1126 01:22:59,570 --> 01:23:03,480 You know, control group, what kind of half-baked operation do you think you're running here? 1127 01:23:04,136 --> 01:23:06,136 You say we weren't gonna have a control group. 1128 01:23:06,160 --> 01:23:07,015 You did. 1129 01:23:07,040 --> 01:23:09,040 You just did. 1130 01:23:09,620 --> 01:23:13,120 No, okay, what I meant is that we weren't gonna use a stable control group. 1131 01:23:13,240 --> 01:23:14,645 Okay, but that's not what you said. 1132 01:23:14,800 --> 01:23:16,979 You can see how I thought that you said... 1133 01:23:16,980 --> 01:23:20,380 Okay, well, I meant a stable control group. 1134 01:23:20,447 --> 01:23:23,167 Okay, well, regardless, you're math is wrong. 1135 01:23:23,333 --> 01:23:24,520 What? No, it's not. 1136 01:23:24,560 --> 01:23:26,560 You forgot to carry the wire. 1137 01:24:12,980 --> 01:24:14,980 I think you're getting your chemistry down. 1138 01:24:15,220 --> 01:24:17,220 Thank you. 1139 01:24:19,230 --> 01:24:21,860 Um, okay, so let's move on to the next part.